Petite Madmoiselle: Weekend Shenanigans

I'm not entirely sure if I should post this, but this weekend was so wickedly awesome that it would be a shame not to share. Then again most wickedly awesome escapades are always PG-13 no? Oh well, I'll tame it as much as I can but I simply must share. So, it was Zyrelle's birthday party on Friday and the event was aptly dubbed "the Big Z's Belligerence". I say this because the restaurant we went to - Guu restaurant, is the LOUDEST, most insane, coziest little Japanese restaurant in Toronto. The ambience was nuts, the waitstaff were crazy cool and to give you an idea of how loud it was, I blended in perfectly. I may be tiny but I make up for it with quite the pair of lungs, and I yelled at Guu and no one noticed! Awesome? Heck yes! It was a great night, birthday girl was made to do the number of shots corresponding to her age. I won't say how many but she was leaning when we left. Hehe. I on the other hand, had something called an Aloe high and was sorely disappointed. It was supposed to be vodka and Aloe vera, bullshit. The only hint of vodka in that drink was the clear color, I tasted nothing! Hmph! The night ended with a surprise cheesecake for Zy-zy, half of which ended up in her face, courtesy of me (no pictures sadly but the look on her face will stay in my mind forever. *chuckle*) some unsavoury behavior with a feminine hygiene product (DO NOT ask) and some mad MAD laughs. Guu'd times! :D

Before Guu on Friday, I had gone to Earls at Square One with my friend. Cozy place not too bad, had a martini and some liquid cocaine (no, it's not actual cocaine. Lol). Saturday I went to the same Earls and learned the hard way that you should not go to a snazzy restaurant after 8pm on a Saturday and expect to be seated within 30 minutes. That and that Saturday service at this place is the pits. Big thumbs down. We took a seat at the bar and ordered martinis. Mine was something called Doctor's Orders - Grosse stuff. Memo to me, anything that a doctor orders you to take, cannot taste good. After the martini we blew that place and went to Moxie's (still at Square One) and wouldn't you know it, the hostess for the night was one of the volunteers for the UGG opening party. Oh yeah, I got connections baby! Lol. We were seated immediately and the servers were awesome. Liquid cocaine and people watching - actually server watching, one of the waitstaff a hottie named Jean is proper eye candy *howl* Ay mamacita! Yes, I have a girl crush. Anyways, she kept the conversation flowing. Best part of the night? The peach bellini. It was the size of my head and twice as delicious, my only regret is that I didn't take a picture of it.

Me and birthday girl

Birthday shots for the birthday girl.
I have more incriminating photos and videos but I won't post them for obvious reasons.

Moxie's misbehaviour. 3 shots of liquid cocaine and half the gigantic Bellini.
This was while rocking out to Cheers by Rihanna. Gewd times!

PS: Oh after Moxie's we took a walk round the mall just to see what it was like after-hours. When we got to the Apple store, it was covered in post-its all in tribute to Steve Jobs. I'm a PC and it gave me goosebumps, that dude was pretty awesome. I took pictures. The last one's my favorite, for obvious reasons. Hehe.